Dreams

That's... freakin creepy. But you're probably not dead yet, so you're having deja vu of the future?

Not dead yet. When I get deja vu it links to the other moments of deja vu and sometimes it goes forwards and then it mostly ends with like a scene of me collapsing. Having an irrational fear of dying young (which is probably why I can be like a hypochondriac sometimes) doesn't help my cause.

I had a dream last night (or rather this morning) that I met the actors of Marble Hornets. The guy who played Slenderman was one of the nicest people I've ever met in a dream. Oh and for some reason OlgaKay from youtube was also there *shrugs*

I had a dream last night that I was in the town of my favorite vacation spot, going to drink alcohol for the first time at a bar/pub thing that strongly resembled my favorite restaurant there.

It was late at night and I leaning/hanging on the edge of the floor of the bar's balcony by my elbows and armpits with the drink in front of me. It looked like a transparent tub of ink. Then I thought "No... I don't want this.". So I tossed it aside, spilling it on some guy's foot while not caring, and jumped down from the balcony onto the ground.

Then I had to go to my cabin vacation house through the woods. Woods where one might get lost. On a bicycle. Guided by some thing that... I forgot what it was.

In it, there were chain-linked fences showing the paths, strangely. And the paths were covered in grasses and weeds, and had altering heights and levels. Between these paths in the fenced-off areas, the terrain was flat, green, and grassy with few noticeable weeds. Surround the whole area were hills and actual woods. In some places, there were bears the thing and I had to recognize or remember to discover the way.

I woke up when I arrived home.

Nah. That was actually a true story.



I recently had a dream that people were turning into zombies. At the beginning I was terrified. But soon before waking up I and some other people went out armed. I think I had a bat (or something else wooden) and a radio.



It might have to do with me watching that new series, The Walking Dead.

A fair number of my dreams are about zombie attacks. Most of the time when I dream it's either some epic adventure or pants-wetting terrifying. Not in the fun way either. Just "I WANT THIS TO END NOW PLEASE D:>" terrifying.



But the "epic adventure" dreams are like the one where I was in a Varia suit and in a several hour long battle with Kraid. Also pretty terrifying actually, but ridiculously fun as well. I suppose it all nearly evens out. But still slightly in favor of the terrifying.

I had the strangest dreams, lately.



OK, so I live on a farm/ranch. And there's normally a ghetto barbed wire fence that leads to the the pasture/field and corrals for livestock.

But in this dream, the fence was suddenly made out of nice metal. Er, sort of nice. It was more expensive than the last fence, but the metal was pretty rusty.

As for the corrals, there was a medium-sized hole in a corner of them near the fence. And cattle could escape from it. And they did. Not only that, but they were super intelligent and witty. They could even escape past that new metal fence and run around me... Mocking me.



Last night, I dreamed that in Majora's Mask, there was another form Link could become...

AGGRON LINK!

That is indeed strange... It reminds me of a dream I once had where I was in a library, and suddenly I looked down and saw that my legs had been stolen. From my position on the floor I looked about for a book about what to do in such a situation. Luckily one just happened to be in arm's reach. I read it and it advised that I wait patiently for someone to return my legs. And that's where I woke up.

Fixed.

I had another weird dream.



In my school (it was more like a mix between my current school and my last school), there was some kind of... Thing in the building. I'm going to say it was a psychopath with a gun.

But we didn't perform the regular code blue lockdown procedures. Instead, everyone was desperately running through the halls and across the front area to get away. This guy must have meant serious business.

But I stood in the middle of the halls wondering what everyone was doing. When the halls were cleared, a few people I know from around called out from the side to get over where they were, follow them, and run.

As we ran through the halls, more people gathered as we searched for a safe haven. Then we stopped and heard the horrid scream of someone of we knew.

"OH MY GAWD, THEY GOT [NAME]!"

We had to find shelter and make it out alive. This was the real deal. Life or death. Should you fail, it would have been all over.



While typing "gawd", I made a typo and said "gard". Sounds like a new meme.

Interesting dream, Asobu.



I know what you mean; dreams can provide perfectly convincing life or death situations.



Years ago I decided that in the event of a nuclear strike I would run toward the explosion to make my death as quick and painless as possible. One night I had a dream about just such a situation and in that dream I remembered that conclusion I'd come to long ago. And then I learned something about myself: I would run away from the bomb. No matter how close it is, I would always run away.

About a week ago I dreamt I was in this weird.. apartment thing and the people inside there were partying. They weren't "people." They looked uncanny and weird, but I just can't find the words to describe them.. Well, you know the way a doll looks? Uncannily like a human, but at the same time not at all? Yeah, sort of like that. Artificial, plastic, like a mannequin almost.



I felt immensely creeped out, I felt like I needed to get the fuck outta dodge so I walked out the door and I found myself in a long hallway. And I mean, immense. It looked like it went on for miles but I got to the end of the corridor in seconds. At the end of the corridor were two doors, one on my right and one of my left.



My best friend in real life was standing there, she hugged me and told me she loved me before going into the door on my right. I tried that door and it somehow locked. I opened the door to my left and lo and behold, fucking darkness. Pitch black.



I went inside the dark corridor and I walked for what felt like hours. Suddenly, I heard screaming behind me, sort of like the "horde incoming" noise from L4D. I ran. I ran as fast as I could. Eventually I tired out and stumbled. I couldn't see shit but I just knew it was those those fucking weird "people" from the apartment. I literally felt like they were tearing me apart and biting into me. At that point I woke up.



And this one isn't as weird but oh well. Happened about a month ago.



I was standing in a black void but I could "see" myself smoking a cigarette. When I exhaled the smoke sort of "stopped" in front of me until it formed a large cloud. The cloud reformed itself into an apparition that looked like the traditional form of the grim reaper. The reaper swung it's scythe at me. I woke up.



That would make a good anti-smoking ad, scared the shit out of me.



I only remember my nightmares for the most part, if I have dreams that aren't nightmares I can really only remember blurry fragments of them.

I'm sorry, what?

*Expects a TVTropes link.*

Basically, the door gets locked, if there are windows, the blinds are shut, the lights are turned off, and students hide in the corner of the room in hopes that an unauthorized intruder doesn't find them.

Is that shit real?