Yo everyone.

Discussion in 'New Member Board' started by Axle the Beast, Nov 6, 2011.

  1. Gestalt "Galsult the Gaslut" Replicant The Moon is red...red like wine.

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    Of course, good man - allow me a proper introduction.

    My name is GestaltReplicant. The admins don't know what to make of me, the mods are confused by me, and the people in general either love me or hate me. I do not walk the line between danger and safety - I am the line. I look forward to conversing with you.
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  2. Amazing ZI: The 9GAG of Zelda Sites

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    Well that was intensely gay.
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  3. Gestalt "Galsult the Gaslut" Replicant The Moon is red...red like wine.

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    My dear Amazing, what is heterosexual or homosexual cannot be intensely any more or the other - they simply are. You may be straight or gay, but nor minutely or majorly so.

    Unless of course, you referred to it in the vernacular sense of idiocy, to which I will respond by agreeing with you and giving you a gift for your powers of observance.
  4. Axle the Beast Argumentative Fuck

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    Don't expect much. :P


    Nice to meet you, Line Between Danger and Safety. I've never talked to a line before. :)
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  5. Houka Rock it!

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    At least the word "fuck" wasn't in there. He does have a certain umm...way of speaking.
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  6. Gestalt "Galsult the Gaslut" Replicant The Moon is red...red like wine.

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    It's quite pleasant speaking when from the first dimension.
  7. Nathan Administrator

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    first dimension? Shit son, you are behind.
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  8. iAsobu Armed with thorns

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    Hey there, rotational pivot thing monster person.
    If you have seen me inform other new members of Y-intersections, you must not heed this false warning. That was a trick I devised to lure them away. There is no sea depending which paths you take. Instead, you must go straight between each branching path to reach the sea, and it is not smooth sailing at all. Near the coast is where you shall meet a variety of lovers, prostitutes, and fags. If they ask you a question, the answer is yes. Once you've finished your business with them, board the ship and brace yourself.
  9. Gestalt "Galsult the Gaslut" Replicant The Moon is red...red like wine.

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    Yes, the 0th dimension is a point, the 1st is a line, the 2nd a plane, the 3rd a space, and the 4th is time.
  10. Ino-Chan Guest

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  11. Gestalt "Galsult the Gaslut" Replicant The Moon is red...red like wine.

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    This is why I love you (genuinely). You're completely unaffected by this stuff.
  12. Argent فضة 银

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    Idiot, the fourth dimension is the only one that can actually exist outside of theory.
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  13. Deku Scrub How about I scrub your shit?

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    What up ZDfag?
    Don't feed tomcat or nick, as they are super trolls, I.E. Trolls with mod power.
    Pred will be here momentarily for you to kiss his ring.
    Mods cannot refuse a request on the day of their daughter's wedding.
  14. Houka Rock it!

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    I don't think any of the mods have a daughter yet. Making that rule invalid for now.
  15. iAsobu Armed with thorns

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    The twist is... We are their daughters! So we all must get married on a different day of the year in order for the mods to become our underlings, making us the new mods!
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  16. Axle the Beast Argumentative Fuck

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    Your entire userbase is female? This forum just got better.
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  17. Argent فضة 银

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    We're all GIRLs, yes.
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  18. Gestalt "Galsult the Gaslut" Replicant The Moon is red...red like wine.

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    Definitely assume they're female. :P But seriously, we do have some women here, but we don't take to kindly to sexual attacks.
  19. Erica Ocarina Expert

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    Well I'm female...some of these people are questionable.
  20. jeyardi ?

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    Welcome to ZI! If you hate Nutella, we'll get along just fine.

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