Zelda Pick-up Lines

Discussion in 'General Zelda' started by Dr. Flamingo, Dec 7, 2009.

  1. Dr. Flamingo Doomy Baby

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    At the risk of starting a thread that will quickly get out of hand...

    Post your Zelda pick-up lines!



    -What's a girl like you doing in a Forest Temple like this?



    -I'm not possessed by Majora's Mask, I'm just crazy for you.



    -Fairy Boy? More like Fairy MAN.
  2. nick something foul

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    'baby girl i'll make you wetter than the great sea'
  3. nick something foul

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    'baby girl i'm harder than adventure of link'
  4. nick something foul

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    'baby girl we're like the wind waker--we're gonna do it all over again once we get in our pajamas'
  5. Vincent gaymer

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    "How 'bout you come back to my place and I show you my Longshot."
  6. nick something foul

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    'i'm gonna split yr legs like the timeline'







    edit: what smells like blue swamp
  7. River Zora Gimmicky and niche.

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    "Baby girl, I'mma gonna dive into your Deku Flower"



    "Honey, if you ain't legal yet just pull on my sword and you will be in no time"



    "Have sex with me because of an oblique Zelda reference."
  8. Viral Ben SpyBro

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    It's dangerous to go alone, take me.
  9. Erimgard Don't expect any mercy during the great robot wars

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    Master using it and you can have it
  10. nick something foul

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    'don't worry i'll wear a majora's mask'
  11. nick something foul

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    'yr eyes are deeper than the blue waters of lake hylia; yr personality fiery like the embers of the fire temple; yr skin soft like the plains of hyrule; yr hair golden like the shimmering beauty of the triforce. want to play the song of time every day just so we can do everything for the first time together every single day'
  12. Viral Ben SpyBro

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    dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



    You light my Deku Stick on fire.
  13. Vincent gaymer

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    "I wanna eat your Goron's Ruby."
  14. nick something foul

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  15. Dr. Flamingo Doomy Baby

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    -I give you my heart. But only after you explore a dungeon, get an item, find the boss key, stun me using the dungeon item, then hit me 10-14 times (7 with the Biggoron Sword).
  16. Dr. Flamingo Doomy Baby

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    Double post!



    -I'm a rock! (This only works if you're trying to pick up a Goron.)



    But if you're not...



    -My last girlfriend turned into a seagull.
  17. Rae gaymer

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    Lucky I got the Goron Tunic coz you are making me hot.
  18. Ruby Doesn't have a god complex.

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    I bet you guys were all hanging around with fifty lines each. No way I'd be able to think of all those references in such a short amount of time.
  19. Viral Ben SpyBro

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    I wonder what the odds would be that the one chick you actually use these on is a Zelda fan.



    Will try later in life when Zelda is played by hot women regularly.



    Also:



    "I know, its huge, and I'm not even wearing the Giant's Mask!"
  20. I AM ERROR ONLY ERROR CAN DEFEAT GANNON

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    [quote name='イワタ サトル']

    And actually, if you look at the registration on Club Nintendo, although The Legend of Zelda series has traditionally had more of a male audience, on the Nintendo DS, it seems as though lots of women are also enjoying it.

    [/quote]



    Not sure about the hot part though...

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