At the risk of starting a thread that will quickly get out of hand... Post your Zelda pick-up lines! -What's a girl like you doing in a Forest Temple like this? -I'm not possessed by Majora's Mask, I'm just crazy for you. -Fairy Boy? More like Fairy MAN.
"Baby girl, I'mma gonna dive into your Deku Flower" "Honey, if you ain't legal yet just pull on my sword and you will be in no time" "Have sex with me because of an oblique Zelda reference."
'yr eyes are deeper than the blue waters of lake hylia; yr personality fiery like the embers of the fire temple; yr skin soft like the plains of hyrule; yr hair golden like the shimmering beauty of the triforce. want to play the song of time every day just so we can do everything for the first time together every single day'
-I give you my heart. But only after you explore a dungeon, get an item, find the boss key, stun me using the dungeon item, then hit me 10-14 times (7 with the Biggoron Sword).
Double post! -I'm a rock! (This only works if you're trying to pick up a Goron.) But if you're not... -My last girlfriend turned into a seagull.
I bet you guys were all hanging around with fifty lines each. No way I'd be able to think of all those references in such a short amount of time.
I wonder what the odds would be that the one chick you actually use these on is a Zelda fan. Will try later in life when Zelda is played by hot women regularly. Also: "I know, its huge, and I'm not even wearing the Giant's Mask!"
[quote name='イワタ サトル'] And actually, if you look at the registration on Club Nintendo, although The Legend of Zelda series has traditionally had more of a male audience, on the Nintendo DS, it seems as though lots of women are also enjoying it. [/quote] Not sure about the hot part though...
